Sources say the former president was spotted on a boat near the infamous island prison, where he allegedly made a move to offer something to a massive reptile. Witnesses report that Trump maybe got a little a bit personal with the beast, resulting in some raised eyebrows. The {entireaffair was captured on video, and the footage have instantly gone popular online.
- We don't know why Trump
- went to the prison island
- conspiracy theories abound that he waslooking for attention
Urgent Update: The Donald and the Danger Lizards!
A shocking development is unfolding at Mar-a-Lago as we speak/right Trump viral footage now/at this very moment. Sources report that former President The Donald has faced off against a pack of dangerous lizards, said to be mutated by radiation/the result of government experiments/escaped from Area 51.
A nervous pool boy claim to have seen the former leader fighting with the creatures, wielding a golf club. The situation is still developing/unfolding/sketchy, and we await official statements from Mr. Trump's staff.
Stay tuned for more updates on this completely unexpected event!
Big T's Wild Tour of Alcatraz
Get ready for a wild ride, folks! Trump is hitting the rock/island/prison like never before in a tour/experience/adventure they're calling the Gator Gauntlet. Sources say he's planning on showing off/lecturing about/taking control of the island, wearing a MAGA hat the whole time. He's even totally plans to order a giant cheeseburger from McDonald's during his visit. This ain't your grandma's tour of Alcatraz, folks. Brace yourselves!
- Will Trump be able to handle the cold?/Will Alcatraz stand up to Trump?/Can anyone stop Trump?
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Crocodile Corrections? Absolutely, Claims President Trump
Folks, lemme tell ya somethin'. The swamp down in Florida is gettin' worse. They got these crocodiles runnin' free. And what do they do? Nothing! They just let 'em roam around. But not me, I wouldn't stand for that. We gotta make an example of these reptiles. That's why I say we gotta build a special prison - Alcatraz for alligators, folks! That's what makes America great, takin' care of problems.
- Make America Great Again !
The Don's Wild Ride: Presidential GATOR Safari!
This ain't your typical golf course, folks. The Boss Man himself is hitting the glades on a wild expedition. That's right, we're talking about Trumphunting for gators. Sources say he's packing his favorite hat and ready to unleash some swamp-justice. Will he make a deal with the biggest gator in the swamp? Only time will tell!
This Is Crazy! Trump Goes Cage Diving With Gators
Folks, you are totally gonna want to hear about this! The Donald himself, former Prez Trump, has decided to embark on a wild adventure. He's swapping his golf clubs for some serious grit and is going into a pen full of hungry alligators! Rumor has it that this whole thing was an attempt to boost his image.
What could possibly be more wild? Only time will show.